War! The Fandom is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless existence of social media and YouTube. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.
In a stunning move, the delicately curated podcast, Grand Moff Talkin’, has swept into the Podcasting Situation Room and kidnapped the hearts and minds of literally dozens of listeners as they attempt to make sense of the backlash to the epic film.
As the haters and defenders attempt to yell at each other breathlessly with no end in sight, four podcasters lead a desperate mission to rescue Sanity….
Every month Grand Moff Talkin’ brings you another entry in a completely original, unscripted and insane RPG saga: Tales from Maz’s Castle!
In Episode 1 the characters are created and the backstory is, uh…”explored.”
In Episode 2 the game officially begins as Riley (Porp Dorply) Jazmine (Captain Zo), Jake (Teedo 23-to-the-third) and Isaac (Nester Chery) go to Maz’s Castle, The Ring of Kafrene, and a gun store.
LISTEN TO THESE EPISODES, THEY ARE GOOD
Join the Moffie Talkies in a 3 hour, in-depth and tangent-filled breakdown of the Last Jedi, scene by scene! We talk about why the movie is great, and why some people say it isn’t, and why those latter people are wrong!
After a brief tangent about the Nolan Batman movies, the Moffy Talkies talk about Star Wars in its entirety from start to finish.
Will we finally learn the fate of the captured Qui-Gon Jinn? Who is the evil experimenter? Why did they take our chill bro, Qui-Gon? Will we get a scene where Obi-Wan sensually shaves someone’s head? Well, dear listener, there’s only one way to find out! Strap into your seats, set your whips to “Laser”, and follow Isaac along as he talks about “The Evil Experiment”!
After an in-depth discussion of J.J. Abrams returning to Episode IX, the GMT Three put on their Rose From Last Jedi Tinted Glasses and grand moff talk about their favorite Star Wars video games! Jedi Outcast! The Force Unleashed! Episode I Racer! The Episode III Movie Tie In Game! It’s some video games, some of the time, on Grand Moff Talkin’!
We’re talking about Inferno Squad for video game month, and yes it’s technically a book, not a video game, but if we let that stop us then we wouldn’t be the three idiots you know and probably tolerate. No spoilers, but it’s a very good book we all like. Also there actually will be spoilers so keep that in mind.
We also stage an intervention for Jake.
This description sucks because Riley wrote it.